Six shots.
Six hits.
Quite the marksman.
There you go, ma’am.
Thank you, Baby.
Care to try?
You got it.
Seems you owe me six cents, sheep herder.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
You want to make this interesting?
If I can shoot six out of six on Albert’s behalf,
you owe him a dollar.
A dollar? I’ve never seen a dollar.
Nobody’s got a dollar.
Let us see the dollar.
Well, this is interesting.
All right, do your best, ma’am.
How fast can this thing go?
You can play double or triple speeds, but that’s for the experts.
As fast as you can.
Holy shit!
Come on, you owe him a dollar.
There it is.
It’s beautiful.
Take your hat off, boy.
That’s a dollar.
You little punk.
You don’t talk to him that way.
What are you going to do?
What am I going to do?
First, I’m going to call your father.
Hands up!
Give me my ball back! Bitch.
You know, Stan, I feel sorry for you.
You don’t know me.
Oh, but I do. All too well.
You’re the man, captain of the basketball team,
dating the pretty girls.
High school is your kingdom.
But people…
Stan’s a bully.
Why?
It’d be way to …. easy to say stan prets on the weak simply because he’s a d*ck.
Hi, can I have a quickie?
No Tim, it’s pronounced quiche.
Good morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath then I get real high and I scream at the top of my lungs.
What’s going on ?
Shut up 🙂
When we were talking about Iraq…
Now, whoever threw this…
I want everybody here to know
I think you’re nothing but a coward.
Why don’t you throw something at me while I’m looking, huh?
You’re a chicken!
Come on! Somebody throw it! Now!
I’ll… uh… take the class over for a while.
You take a break. It’s okay.
I said take a break, Mr. Norman!
I’ve heard a lot about you.
I told him to get out of my way.
Do you know, normally when a man insults a woman like that,
he insults the man she’s with.
But in this case,
it’s just not worth it.
Government agent man come to take out our community trash.
Now that’s worth it.
Ow!
You’re hurting her.
Am I really?
Yes, you will.
Turn him loose.
I said, turn him loose!
Oh… ow…
Now I want you to apologize to the lady quickly
before you fall asleep.
I apologize, Miss Sarah.
You came this close to having me stomp your ass.
Doctor: Cross your legs for me please.
Doctor: Does it hurt when I do this?
Patient: Ah…Yes…
Doctor: And does it hurt when I do this?
Patient: Ah… Yes…
Doctor: Does it hurt when I do this?
Patient: Ahhh… Yes…
Doctor: And this ?
Patient: Ahhh… Yes…
Patient: Hmm… what’s your diagnosis, Doctor?
Doctor: Just as I thought… I’m a sadist.
